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[That's exactly goddamn right. And look at that overflowing tip jar! Living proof.]

Aww, that's such a special day for a birthday! At least on the years there isn't a 29th, they can always celebrate the day before...

But you're right. It'd be pretty awful. Who's the special someone?

[justbeingknife]

[ His smile widened, a little mischievous. ]

Alright, so the target's a minotaur named Tim. He loves cats and cute things, and it's coming up on his 23rd year.

[ Leave it to Majima to make the whole thing sound like a secret mission. Getting a birthday cake, honestly. In his defense, Anna had kind of an infectious enthusiasm? ]

Figure ya could work that into your bake?

[ Probably another reason why that tip jar was full. ]

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[Anna's eyes light up, a twinkle in those huge green sclera, and she grabs a pad of paper and a pen and starts scribbling furiously.]

Ooh, absolutely! [she gasps—] what if I made the cake look like a sleeping cat? Ooh, what's his favorite flavors???

[justbeingknife]

Sounds perfect. He's real partial to carrot, and -- oh yeah. I got a picture of his cat.

[ Majima pulled out a photo of Jay, a chubby-looking Maine Coon tabby with odd blue and green eyes. ]

A big old furball, name's Jay Catsby. Pretty cute, huh? Met him the other day, although he didn't seem sure what to make of a werewolf.

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[Anna inhales audibly, taking the picture and getting a proper look at it.]soooo cute! Can I keep this for a reference? I promise I'll return it in pristine condition!

[justbeingknife]

Of course!

If ya ever do run into the real deal, though, I oughta warn you: this cat's a smooth opurrator. Knows exactly how to butter ya up to get extra treats.

[ Maybe that was part of his feline charms. ]

But maybe ya already know firsthand, if you've got a cat of your own.

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Ha! Well, we'll just have to—

[wait]

...Majima, was that a cat pun you just made?

[justbeingknife]

Ain't that surprising, is it? Nothing like a little wordplay meow and then.

[ oh no..... ]

But for some reason, not everyone's into it.

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[Anna starts giggling, and once she starts it's hard to stop.]

OMG, Majima, that's so funny! I didn't expect anything like that to come out of your mouth. Heh, I guess I shouldn't be so claws-minded!

[justbeingknife]

Well, as long as ya keep my terrible secret. It just wouldn't do to have monsters whiskerin' about it, y'know? I got a reputation to maintain!

[ He was trying so hard to keep a straight face, and totally failing. In his defense? Anna's laughter was infectious. Also, cat puns. ]

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Don't worry, Majima, your se-cat is safe with me.

[That was a stretch, but #noregrets. Worth it for a much-needed laugh with a friend, if you ask her.]

[justbeingknife]

[ He grinned. ]

Thanks, Anna-chan. And...

[ And now he looked suddenly, slightly guilty. ]

...Could I trouble ya for an order of that fudge, too?