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rediscover) wrote2017-02-28 09:55 pm
rediscover) wrote2017-02-28 09:55 pm
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<SageOfHope> 5/17
Because it turns out all those people on the network were right, having roots fixed my hunger problem immediately.
So basically...we eat with our feet.
[Good morning, Anna, how are you?]
<not_thespare>
wait, WHAT?
how the heck...are you supposed to eat someone with your FEET???
[THIS WAS NOT WHAT SHE EXPECTED TO WAKE UP TO]
<SageOfHope>
The same way actual plants "eat" nutrients from the soil with their roots.
Only instead of soil, it's a human body.
<not_thespare>
does it hurt them do you think?
wait wait when you say nutrients do you mean blood? or
or is it like....their soul?
<SageOfHope>
That said, I'm pretty sure it's not souls. It definitely laves a physical impact on the body.
I'm not sure exactly WHAT it is, since I can't see through skin and roots don't exactly have taste buds.
But, if I had to guess, they're drawing various chemicals and minerals from the various tissues that make up a human body. I suppose blood is a possibility too.
Humans are carbon-based life forms, after all, and carbon is one of the three elements most essential for plant growth.
And that's only ONE element that makes up a human body.
<not_thespare>
ugh!
I guess I'm lucky that I still haven't felt monster hunger
just normal human hunger
but I guess it's only a matter of time....
how do you even do it? do you kill them first and then just...stand on their body? that seems very awkward
<SageOfHope>
Much simpler and cleaner.
How did goblins feed?
Basically, yes. Though I put the body in front of a bench and sat down instead of standing on it.
I'll admit that this is the one thing that isn't an improvement over the normal way of eating. It is pretty awkward, not to mention the fact that you can't move.
But at least it's not something you'll have to do every single day, unless you really want to. And we can still eat normal food the regular way.
Re: <SageOfHope>
goblins eat peoples' souls but I never had to do it
I don't know, eating with your toes just seems unpleasant!
but I guess I'll get used to it!
that seems like a smart way to go about it
and I'm glad I'll still be able to eat chocolates and sweets!
I'd be pretty upset if I couldn't anymore